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Douchebag (n.)–the douchette

The douchette: the female equivalent of a douchebag. (Yes, they exist).

Any girl who has uttered (or thought of) the following is a douchette: “The only reason I’m single is because I haven’t found anyone good enough ¬†yet.”

Despite this vocal and sometimes silent vow, many douchettes eventually marry at their own level with Spencer Pratt.

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Douche Quotes

As mentioned in a previous post, douchebags cheat on their spouses. Infidelity alone, however, doesn’t fully label someone a douche. A true douchebag still has a high opinion of himself after he’s been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Everyone’s familiar with S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford’s tryst in Argentina. As his kind are wont to do, he decided to reach towards the Good Book to relate his actions:

I remain committed to rebuilding the trust that has been committed to me over the next 18 months, and it is my hope that I am able to follow the example set by David in Bible – who after his fall from grace humbly refocused on the work at hand. By doing so, I will ultimately better serve in every area of my life, and I am committed to doing so.