Douchebag (n.)–the douchette

The douchette: the female equivalent of a douchebag. (Yes, they exist).

Any girl who has uttered (or thought of) the following is a douchette: “The only reason I’m single is because I haven’t found anyone good enough  yet.”

Despite this vocal and sometimes silent vow, many douchettes eventually marry at their own level with Spencer Pratt.

See more: Urban Dictionary Definitions.


1 Response to “Douchebag (n.)–the douchette”

  1. 1 DutchessL85
    December 24, 2010 at 4:03 am

    Is it just my imagination or does there seem to be a major higher percentage of fake platinum blonde douchettes running around as opposed to girls with other hair colors? This picture too shows three fake blondes and one brown haired girl. Get a life ladies stop giving yourselves brain cancer just cause you wanna look like blonde playboy skanks.

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