23
Jun
09

Douchebag Psychology 101: Misogyny

Note: This will be a recurring segment dedicated to understanding how douchebags think.
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Douchebags treat everyone like dirt, but women hold a special place in their hearts. A douchebag is incomplete without a woman to use and abuse.

For a douchebag, women are for sex and only sex. Things like dates and getting to know a woman are merely vegetables on the plate for the main course ahead. To the douchebag, a woman is just an empty vessel for his amusement. If not for sex, then a woman is useful as an accessory for photo opportunities.

There are sites dedicated to this dynamic.

There are sites dedicated to this dynamic.

Acts of misogynistic douchebaggery include laughing when plugging the chord in the wrong hole, hair pulling during sex, money shooting, and anything that women are uncomfortable with during sex.

There's a reason why so many male porn stars look like douchebags.

There's a reason why so many male porn stars look like douchebags.

If misogyny is such a prevalent douchebag trait, then why are so many of them romantically successful? As the old adage goes, women love confident men. Unfortunately they often mistake arrogance for confidence.

Brides of douchebags also aren’t bright to begin with. As far as they’re concerned, arrogance is a type of cologne. They’re just as shallow, self-absorbed, materialistic, and dumb as their significant others.

Just look at Heidi Montag.

Psychology is hard. Tee hee!

Psychology is hard. Tee hee!

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