Random Acts of Douchebaggery–Interrupting

…When you can’t keep your mouth shut even if your reputation depends on it, you might be a…

Douchebag (n.)–the douchette

The douchette: the female equivalent of a douchebag. (Yes, they exist).

Any girl who has uttered (or thought of) the following is a douchette: “The only reason I’m single is because I haven’t found anyone good enough  yet.”

Despite this vocal and sometimes silent vow, many douchettes eventually marry at their own level with Spencer Pratt.

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Douchebag Fashion Statements–Chris Brown

Textbook Tool: “Anyone who wears a baby blue bow-tie and matching sweater to an interview discussing how you hit a girl.”